MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A grass-cutting service in western Tennessee is providing some eye-catching lawn care service.
The women behind the lawn mowers wear nothing but bikinis.
“They honk and yell. They do everything you can imagine,” said grass-cutter Blair Beckman, 21.
Beckman said cutting grass in a bikini beats her former jobs as a waitress and a clerk at a dollar store.
“You get the attention,” she said. “But it’s also good for a tan, which I need.”
They call themselves Tiger Time Lawn Care, and they’ll send the shapely tigers in bikinis for a slightly higher fee than a normal grass cutting.
I submit to you this is why America is such a great country, my friends. Do you think a piece of absolute genius like this would see the light of day in Iran, North Korea, or China? Hell no and that is why I am a proud American.
O beautiful, for spacious skies…
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