WASHINGTON – After exhaustively compiling a list of the 237 reasons why people have sex, researchers found that young men and women get intimate for mostly the same motivations. It’s more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart.

Reasons?  REASONS???  I don’t need no stinking reasons! 

I think sometimes men are very in touch with their inner Buddhist when it comes to sex.  There is a Buddhist saying, “Wherever you go that’s where you are”.  Similarly, men adapt a very Buddhist philosophy toward sex which includes the priceless gems:

  • She was a woman and I am a man
  • We just did what came naturally
  • Don’t fight it, baby…just let it happen

See what I mean?

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SIR Richard Branson has revealed that he has taken Class A drugs and is a member of the ‘mile-high club’.The Virgin tycoon, whose airline was the first to introduce double beds on its planes, said he met a “very attractive lady” on a flight to Los Angeles when he was 19.

He told GQ magazine: “We got chatting and it went a bit further. And it was every man’s dream, to be honest.

“The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door.”

In the interview with Piers Morgan, the former Mirror editor, the 57-year-old entrepreneur also admitted trying cocaine, Ecstasy, tantric sex and Viagra.

He added: “I took Ecstasy once, but it didn’t have a massive effect on me”.

Branson?  No!  You’re crazy!  I never would have guessed he would do that!

Branson Facts:

  • Offered a $25 million prize to the first feasible technology to reduce carbon dioxide levels in the air
  • Holds record for fastest crossing of the Atlantic by boat
  • Virgin Galactic
  • Located at 36°38’16” North, 93°15’18” West (36.637706, -93.254965)

THE call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.

Alarmingly similar to a word the dictionary says is obscene, the call letters were among a 15-page list of new call letters issued by the Federal Communications Commission and released this week.

The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

From Skokie, Ill., comes a sincere apology “to anyone that was offended,” said Kevin Bae, vice president of KM Communications Inc., who requested and received KUNT and KWTF. It is “extremely embarrassing for me and my company and we will file to change those call letters immediately.”

Can somebody explain to me why the call letters KUNT are embarrassing?  It’s “KUNT” not “CUNT”.  Any similarity is implied by the mind of the person reading it. 

This is something I will never understand.  We (that’s a collective “we” as in society) are responsible for the dirty, sinful thoughts that something as harmless as the letters “KUNT” strung together spur in someone else’s mind.  Where did we sign up for that charge?  However it came upon us, I would like to be excused.  Thank you.

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I don’t have any kids.  But if I did, I would wind up with one like this.

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“We didn’t call them mullets back then.  We just called them cool”.

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A grass-cutting service in western Tennessee is providing some eye-catching lawn care service.

The women behind the lawn mowers wear nothing but bikinis.

“They honk and yell. They do everything you can imagine,” said grass-cutter Blair Beckman, 21.

Beckman said cutting grass in a bikini beats her former jobs as a waitress and a clerk at a dollar store.

“You get the attention,” she said. “But it’s also good for a tan, which I need.”

They call themselves Tiger Time Lawn Care, and they’ll send the shapely tigers in bikinis for a slightly higher fee than a normal grass cutting.

I submit to you this is why America is such a great country, my friends.  Do you think a piece of absolute genius like this would see the light of day in Iran, North Korea, or China?  Hell no and that is why I am a proud American.

O beautiful, for spacious skies…

And now…

A WTF!?! Moment.

 

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A former Mitsubishi executive is suing his ex-em ployer because a co-worker allegedly took a picture of his penis after a booze-fueled karaoke bash – and his boss compared it to an “Italian sausage.”

In his suit filed in Manhattan federal court last month, James Bonomo, a former paper sales manager for Mitsubishi International Corp., alleged that his career effectively ended after the humiliating incident during what should have been a routine business trip to China in April 2005.

No comment necessary…is it?

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Natalie Portman has warned gossip websites, she’ll be ‘really, really angry’ if nude images from her new Spanish film, ‘Goya’s Ghost’ are posted on the web as her.

The 26-year-old says she used a body double in the scenes and said: ‘There’s a long shot of a nude woman [but] it’s not me…’

‘You do see some parts of me unclothed, but if they end up on Web sites making it look like I’m totally nude, I’m going to be really, really angry.’

An unidentified friend was quoted as saying, “Disappointed I am not.”.

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Source: The Smoking Gun

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