Archive for the ‘Sex News’ Category

WASHINGTON – After exhaustively compiling a list of the 237 reasons why people have sex, researchers found that young men and women get intimate for mostly the same motivations. It’s more about lust in the body than a love connection in the heart.

Reasons?  REASONS???  I don’t need no stinking reasons! 

I think sometimes men are very in touch with their inner Buddhist when it comes to sex.  There is a Buddhist saying, “Wherever you go that’s where you are”.  Similarly, men adapt a very Buddhist philosophy toward sex which includes the priceless gems:

  • She was a woman and I am a man
  • We just did what came naturally
  • Don’t fight it, baby…just let it happen

See what I mean?


THE call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.

Alarmingly similar to a word the dictionary says is obscene, the call letters were among a 15-page list of new call letters issued by the Federal Communications Commission and released this week.

The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

From Skokie, Ill., comes a sincere apology “to anyone that was offended,” said Kevin Bae, vice president of KM Communications Inc., who requested and received KUNT and KWTF. It is “extremely embarrassing for me and my company and we will file to change those call letters immediately.”

Can somebody explain to me why the call letters KUNT are embarrassing?  It’s “KUNT” not “CUNT”.  Any similarity is implied by the mind of the person reading it. 

This is something I will never understand.  We (that’s a collective “we” as in society) are responsible for the dirty, sinful thoughts that something as harmless as the letters “KUNT” strung together spur in someone else’s mind.  Where did we sign up for that charge?  However it came upon us, I would like to be excused.  Thank you.

Doug Markwith

This is Doug Markwith from Tucson, Arizona and he is a photographer.

Apparently, several parents in Doug’s neighborhood don’t like him all that much.  Why?  Here are the details according to The Tucson Citizen:

“A conflict between a local adult Web site photographer and parents of Rita Ranch teens is heading to court, where the city is challenging his home-based business.

Doug Markwith, 27, who has taken nude photos of women ages 18 and older in his home for his Web site business, is accused of two city zoning violations.

In a summons obtained July 9, the City Attorney’s Office contends that Markwith failed to seek city approval to run a home business and that his specific type of business – adult photography – is not permitted in his home in the Rita Ranch neighborhood, zoned as an R-2 residential area.

Markwith said that if he loses when he goes to court Tuesday, he might be forced to move to continue his business because renting a separate studio is not an affordable option.

‘I’m a fairly level-headed guy and I don’t want to cause any problems,” he said. “I don’t even shoot much in my home. Usually what I do for work is editing.'”

It’s pretty obvious what the situation is here right? 

Doug’s profession involves sex and the crusty, limp-dicked, citizens of Doug’s neighborhood have to stamp this sinful behavior from their village to keep the god’s happy.  Forget the facts that Doug is doing this in the privacy of his own home and not trying to corrupt anyone underage or flaunt his obviously sin-filled lifestyle in their faces.  He simply works in the sex industry and that makes him an evil person. 

So these fine, upstanding, non-sex-industry citizens use the current zoning law to legislate their morality.  Why, he can’t run a business from his house because it’s zoned residential. 

How many of these fine, upstanding citizens do you think sell things on e-bay?  Or from time to time buy and sell stocks from their portfolio online?  Maybe take out an ad on occassion and sell something from the garage?  But they’re not violating the zoning ordinance.  Are they?  Of course not.  What stupid question.